beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
mrscalypsojackson:
you-should-be-studying:
I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
IF WE DO THAT FOR BIANCA DIANGELO OR MAX LIGHTWOOD OR AUGUSTUS WATERS, WILL IT HAPPEN
WILL IT
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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friend:
you should've come with us!
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me:
an invitation might have helped
amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
sailing-demontimelord:
is that amelia pond walking past behind him?
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
haave-you-met-ted:
tuvw:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM

i love the bonus round

djinnanddragons:
geniusalias:
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.